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February 2012
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Things I do | Things my mother does
I help my littler sister with her homework (every once in a while) and help her understand it.
My mother DOES my little sisters homework for her, preventing the learning process.
I play board games with my little sister and institute the fundamentals of the game. I hope to not only make her understand that their are rules in the house, but rules in life as well.
My mother plays board games with...
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I walked her out to the car and when I get back...
Me: Back.
(Beat)
Mum: I think your girlfriend is here a little too often. I'm really beginning to feel her presence here.
Me: -What are you, a practitioner of Thai Chi? You should be able to see her, not just feel her...- Uh...What?
Mum: That little comment she made before [Insert Chanel's comment...that had to do with me pooping.] It was a dig at me, wasn't it?
Me: I...what? How and why did you even begin to feel that?
Mum: Well I'm really beginning to feel her presence here, and yours as well...
Me: ...What?
Mum: My daughter does too. She hates coming home, because all you do is torture her.
Me: If what I do is 'torture' your daughter isn't going to survive in the real world, and she sure as hell wouldn't have survived when I was a kid OR with another family.
Mum: Well this is what she wrote in her diary, and I shouldn't be reading this...I told her I wouldn't (I love the melodrama here). "I hate this world. Why do I hate it so much? Why do I have to live in this world?" Why would a little girl write something like that?
Me: Because she obviously has problems that you're not tending to?
Mum: No! You're the one causing the problem. Ever since you moved back in, it's been like this.
Me: Ah yes, it's my fault. (I discipline a child that isn't even MINE, because she's SPOILED and it's my fault. My mother screams, shouts, tells my little sister to just shut the fuck up, calls he a little bitch... I could go down a list of things my mother does to her. 'My 'torture' is NOTHING compared to what she does. I'm sorry I try to instate RULES for the child to follow, and you do NOTHING BUT BREAK THEM DOWN!)
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